Sisters’ viral hashtag “SuperBowlintheConvent” will have you in stitches

The hashtag invited various religious to give their own running commentary on the sporting event. And quite honestly, the different results are worthy of their own championship trophy.

If you follow the hashtag on Twitter you’ll find some brilliant posts that give insight into convent life, but we’ve selected a few of our favorites for you here:

One of the sisters asked what DRE stood for. I told her it was Director of Religious Education. #SuperBowlInTheConvent

— Sister Nicole Kunze (@SNKunze) February 14, 2022

Sr. Allison Gliot getting practical:

I’m gonna need them to play the LOTR trailer soon so I can go to bed. Nuns gotta wake up early.#SuperBowlintheConvent#LOTRonPrime

— Sister Allison Regina Gliot (@sister_allison) February 14, 2022

Sr. Josephine Garrett and all those common tech issues:

Also due to the smallness of our TV & the intensity of the last minutes of the game @Angela_CSFN is out of her recliner & closely standing in front of the TV – Sister Michaela is also standing but more so probably so she can quietly take her leave 😂 #SuperBowlintheConventhttps://t.co/XNtPmN5oUV

— Sr. Josephine Garrett (@SJOSEPHINE_CSFN) February 14, 2022

As Sr. Audra can appreciate:

Thoughts and prayers to all the young nuns that are now explaining QR codes to their housemates #SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sister Audra (@SisterAudraIHM) February 14, 2022

Candidate Catherine Addington grasping virtual reality:

#medianun: wait, what are they advertising?
me: how virtual reality is better than actual reality, where everyone hates you?#medianun: oh goodness.

we are all praying. 😳#SuperBowlintheConventhttps://t.co/qsNbcjsbL8

— Catherine Addington (@catherineofalx) February 14, 2022

Sr. Marlyn Evangelina, always caring for the vulnerable:

Before the game… Here to watch the game, don’t care who wins.
Rams TD twice
Nuns: nice catch

Bengals finally score
Nuns: YEAH!! WOO-HOO!! (Lots of shouting)

We love underdogs#SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sr Marlyn Evangelina (@HnaMarlyn) February 14, 2022

Sr. Benedicta is way ahead of keeping things safe:

*QR code with no explanation*

Sister: “We learned about this! Security issue!”

Sister in charge of IT: I’m so proud of you!#SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sr. Benedicta, fsp (@ForJoysSake) February 14, 2022

And Sr. Benedicta again on the art of translation:

Me: I’m having flashbacks to middle school

Sister: What language is he singing in??#SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sr. Benedicta, fsp (@ForJoysSake) February 14, 2022

Sr. Andrew Marie on football rituals:

Player kneels down
Sister: “He just genuflected!” #SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sister Andrew Marie (@SrAndrewFSP) February 14, 2022

Sr. Sophie uses the Super Bowl as a great excuse to cook up chili and wear the perfect apron:

Sr Sophie is getting her world-class chili off to a good start! 👍👩‍🍳🤤#SuperBowlInTheConvent#medianuns#CommunityLifepic.twitter.com/ZBnbwKA4Xc

— Sr. Sean Mayer, fsp (@srseanm) February 13, 2022

Sr. Andrew Marie shows how nuns keep it technical:

Nun 1: I don’t know how football works!

Nun 2 (92 years old from Italy): well one team wins and one team will lose!#SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sister Andrew Marie (@SrAndrewFSP) February 7, 2021

Sr. Benedicta appreciates the uniform for all the right reasons:

“I kind of like the yellow pants. Makes it easier to see where they are.”#SuperBowlintheConvent

— Sr. Benedicta, fsp (@ForJoysSake) February 13, 2022

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